what to expect

If you're looking for someone to spend your time with, you've come to the right place. Whether it's a girflriend experience, a massage, full-service, or something longer, we can help you find the perfect person. If you have questions, we have answers. Read on…


Is this legal?

Yes. In New Zealand, sex work is 100% legal. Sex workers are independent contractors, and we are a licenced brothel. We are lucky to live in one of the few places in the world where escorts and their clients can spend time together in a relaxed and safe environment. You’ll notice the difference right away!

how does it work?

You’ll notice we don’t have a “meat menu” or photos of girls to choose from. We’re a bit more discreet. Text us. Tell us what you’re looking for. We’ll discuss it with our consultants and find the best partner for you.

We book by appointment, so let us know what time works. We’ll always call back to confirm the booking, asking for the location and time. Then we come to you, and we’re always on time. Our driver will arrive with your escort, inspect the premises, and accept payment. What happens next is entirely up to you.

How do i pay?

Cash is king, but we also take credit cards and EFTPOS payments. Your receipt or invoice will be stamped with our legal name, 'Professional Services NZ Limited'. That's general enough to allow any explanation that comes to your imagination!

*Please note we have a no-return policy. Once our consultants arrive, we are obligated to pay them for their time. Don’t give them a reason to leave. Treat them with the respect you’d give your life coach.

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how much does it cost?

Before we answer, consider this. A date, if you're lucky enough to get one, will run you several hundred for wine, lobster, and tickets to a show. At the end of the date, there are no guarantees you'll get what you came for. Multiply that by three for the 'three date rule', and you start to see how economical we are.

New Zealand escorts are independent contractors. They set their own rates. That said, there are market rates for most services. A massage is $250 (with a happy ending), full-service is $350 (that's straight sex and a bj). Model types are $500 and up.

What can I… do?

If you want anything special, you’ll have to negotiate the act and the price directly with your escort. For the safety of our consultants and our clients, we do not accept any mouth kissing or any act that doesn't involve a condom or dental dam. Beyond that, it’s best to tell us what you’re looking for up front, before we arrive, so we can meet your expectations.

 Be on your best behaviour. This isn't Bangkok. If a consultant feels mistreated or uncomfortable, she will walk away. She won't offer her services, and we won't offer a refund. So please, treat her well and she will treat you very well.

To avoid disappointment, be honest! You’ll be amazed what mutual play gets you!

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Is this safe?

On average, NZ escorts are 15% less likely to have sexually transmitted diseases than the average woman! It's much safer than picking someone up at the bar. As a professional standard, we insist on prophylactics for all sex work. That means condoms and dental dams at a minimum.

Sex work in New Zealand is safer than most anywhere else in the world. Because it is legal, it isn't like you see in the movies. Our escorts are some of the friendliest women you'll meet, so this will be a wonderful experience for you.

When you’re happy, we’re happy!

is my privacy safe?

Yes. Hence the word 'discreet'. We do not keep physical records of any of your information. Like any business, we are bound by the New Zealand Privacy Act. We don't record payment information, we don’t keep client lists, and we don't blink when you introduce yourself as 'Fogel McLovin'. It's a pleasure to meet you Mr. McLovin.

If you’re serious about privacy, download ProtonMail and Signal. With end-to-end encryption, you can email or text us with complete protection.

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do you cater to corporate clients or events?

Yes! Do you have a client who needs extra attention? Maybe your pitch isn't flash and you need a dazzler to distract them. Do you have an event and want to look popular? We can help. For verified arrangements with established businesses, we can even arrange invoicing. That’s where Professional Services NZ Limited comes in, natch.

That’s all we have. You’ll just have to experience it for yourself. Book now!